Razzle Dazzle and Dog Shit

Okay, well I thought that today was going to be a boring day! I eat my words! Today was our walk through with the VP's of the company and I Dazzled them! I sure hope that can only mean good things for my future. Having my new racing shirt on that my mom brought me back from Chicago, really what could go wrong? Go 99! It was a really great work day, we are opening this week and things are looking GREAT!

What is it with asshole men? Do they think that their gender entitles them to be shits? On my way to the store with my mom we stopped to get gas. An irate man ran to get ahead of me in line only so he could pound his fists on the counter and scream to the girls behind the counter. He made quite a scene and was horrible to the girls. So if you know me, you know that I can't keep my mouth shut. I walked out and loudly said how sad he was, shaking my head to the asshole in the Jag. And only cause his fat ass didn't want to walk inside to pay!

We get home and take the babies for a walk and I get into a huge fight with the neighbor. I told him to mind his own f'n business. I was so mad I was shaking but with laughter. My mom told him he was a small little mean man. We did not even walk the dogs by his crabgrass! The nerve of some men! I might go leave a little burning surprise on his step tonight.

Remember I am the person your parents warned you about...