Ohio Made Me Do IT...

So, my birthday is Tuesday (sigh) and I am making one hell of a month of it. Starting off with yet another Buffett concert and ending with a NASCAR race. I'll have to see what the hell else I can fit in, or maybe the correct idea would be afford. Lord help me but its never stopped me before. Ha, ha!

The bros and I are meeting up with our friends that we met in Cincin this year (maybe we can all remember the pics this time) and some of the SA boys are going too I hear. I might just want to hide! My grandparents are already bugging me and my mom is starting to lecture, why do I do this shit to myself?

Speaking of the moms, she wants me to train for body building. HA, HA, HA! Can you hear me? Do you wanna feel my muscles? I'm already a freak, I don't need to look like one too!

BAM, are you still looking for that husband for me? The last one sounded pretty good, but does he drive a truck? Might make me move back to the state that feeds America!

I am going to stalk Carl at the race in Detroit, and I will get into the garage! Driving down Friday night and hitting the casino with my friend Ron who is driving from Iowa. Going to make a time of it! Beer and rednecks= heaven!

I am the person your parents warned you about...

Faghag