England, Gays and New Addresses

Just so we get this straight, I AM one of the people your parents warned you about!

So the Fedex guy at work is gay, ex-Cleveland cop and all. Got the word today from one of his kindred spirits. Why must I keep talking about this you might ask? Well, I have lived a very sheltered life in Iowa these past few years and now its time for me to grow up (in more ways then one) and open my shit brown eyes.

Another of those kindred spirits offered to help me look for an apartment today. I am excited, I can't wait to get my own place again. So me and the baby can have some peace. And I know that he will be honest with me and fun plus there is no possible chance of gettin some. Thank god!

Speaking of sex, I got an email from England yesterday. I miss you! We had some good times, no sex of course! Now those are the good flashbacks we were all warned about! (There you go, Bam!) I am drinking a Bud in your honor Dave! Remember, "Budweiser, The Official Beer of NASCAR" says drink responsibly. Is that why we ended up in the tattoo parlor?

I have decided to buy a big ol'truck when I get my new wheels. I don't think I can drive something where my ass scrapes the ground. I know, I know, gas prices are crazy. Hello, that is called life my sweet.