Leaving the trailer behind...

Ha, ha! I know you have the image in your mind: Barefoot, PG, and drinking a fifth of Jack! But never fear, it is only my lack of fabulous hair that claims the title "trailer". And tonight my friend, that title will be history! I am going to have my hair chopped off with no exposed roots. I can't wait. Now if I only had a fifth of Crown Royal I would be a happy camper.

I'll let you know how it turns out...